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He actually doesn't even own a platter.
for someone who can't choose.
(frustrated grunt)
And the more wine I can drink.
Greg?
And he treats you well?
- Oh... - (chuckles)
It's just one extra syllable to make it right.
you might as well hit the bottle again.
offering you a relationship.
♪ Is as simple as can be ♪
♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪
This semester!
I need to get to Atlanta, get settled in,
and that bitch Fate just...
You wanted to start right away.
Aah, this is so hard.
_
like glitter was exploding inside me.
- I bought these shoes. - Oh!
♪ We're tired of all your tangents ♪
♪ The center of the triangle is lil ol' me ♪
this sort of relationship isn't a default option
I mean, you got to start looking at your food before you eat it.
so you can go to school.
And then we'll just... We'll go from there.
REBECCA: Okay! So, change of plans.
(both moaning)
I'm sorry.
Hmm.
- You could write it down. - Nope.
her, including her career and her vagina.
Hey, what are you doing here?
And it was when I stopped looking for signs
And we're not a couple, Rebecca.
(clank)
It's all sweaty and gray.
'Cause we hated the outdoors?
♪ But wait, it just occurred to me ♪
I'm gonna let destiny take the wheel,
except for this sandwich... That was delicious.
I just got my period, so I am not pregnant!
An arrow pointed straight down
You have to know that.
and I ignore him, but we have undeniable chemistry.
What, wait?
♪ ♪
Okay, okay, okay. Paula,
it's just too much, Rebecca. I got to go.
♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪
Oh, God.
(both chuckling)
(grunts)
I mean Josh Jr. If it's a boy, of course.
you're welcoming the opportunity
Mmm.
the longer I can pretend this isn't happening.
♪ Which angle's right? ♪
Rebecca, the last three minutes
- and we'll go from there. - I can't.
♪ One, two, three, six ♪
The universe got back to me. Thanks, universe!
What, are you gonna wave that around? "I've got exhibit 'A'?"
we'll just, I don't know, start over, pretend we never met.
I am applying to law school!
Look, there's meetings in Atlanta. And for a sponsor,
and then my life started flashing before my eyes,