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Right, okay, and you don't think it's because
- Oh, no, it's just period day. - Period day?
I mean, it would crazy to think
that you didn't want to wait around to hear from law school.
without telling me?
♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪
Wrong? It's not... It was just a cas... okay,
It's-it's not... It's not just that.
I brought in your favorite chocolate.
Hey, who gets to have sex with me tonight?
What happened? Where are you going?
And I'm not just talking about the water under this bridge.
Is it even ethical to keep taking her money?
I got to keep packing.
I'm not fired.
(giggles)
♪ At what this line bisects ♪
I used to think that coincidences like this
Come on, just go, go!
Beans said you could just keep all this stuff
I got to change my privacy settings. Darryl,
is because I was driving over the next morning
Literally just told you I can't.
Hey, no, Josh!
(chuckles)
God, this is great.
Remember the kayak. (inhales deeply)
This baby is a sign that we're meant to be a family.
and I will think about this... later.
- Uh, home. - Yeah, baby.
messed up bartender that calls me out on my stuff,
- That's a weird saying. - I know.
(squeals) A swing!
Send me some signs.
Blam!
I mean... it's exhaust...
gets me knocked up.
at the exact same time.
♪ Period sex... ♪
Whoa, tiger.
It's the most obvious thing in the world.
Oh, my God, it's like everything was a test,
Eres un necio pareces una loca
but it's gonna be worth it. You know why?
What? You did what?
You're really good.
(sighs)
(in baby voice): What's a girl to do?
Why don't you take a break, okay?
you shouldn't be in a serious relationship at all.
see how things go...
how about a three-way spoon sesh?
and Brendan's parole officer payola.
because I was waiting for you to get your life together...