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- What happened? - Peter, you won!
brutalized and humiliated and... and...
Especially after I got shafted by that Asian Santa at the mall.
You know, we're gonna have to talk to her
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Then he's walking home and along the way,
Yeah, I came all the way from America to find you.
Meg, guess what Peepants got you for your birthday.
There's got to be some way I can make him see that I'm worthy of being his son.
Maybe I'll bury him in the pet cemetery.
Meg's gonna open her presents in a little bit.
Come on, Lois, hit me! Beat the crap out of me! Step on my cubes.
- Or is it? - I'm gonna be 17, you jerks!
About the only way I can ever impress him is if I was a fat stinkin' drunk.
Look! I've drawn heavy weight pugilist David Tua on the wall.
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Peter...
Peter, just thought I'd check on you. Oh, my God!
Nothing would change if we made love
Did you now then you're a Fat stinking drunk funk you
All right, come on in, everybody. Have a seat anywhere.
- Oh, Stewie! - Yeah?
Oh, Francis, I'm glad you could make it.
But still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken Irish dad
Is that a yes or a no?
- A scarf. - I don't want a scarf, Dad.
Shaughnessy, Riordan and Rooney, they'll tell you the same
- Happy Father's Day, Dad. - I'm not your father!
7 x 11 x 31 ='2387
I don't know exactly where the county Cork is
- I've got twenty on the fat one. - Which one's the fat one?
- If I can't have it, nobody can! - That is enough!
You excited about turning...
and the guy wants to know how old Meg is. I didn't know what to tell him.
- Yeah, sure... - Yeah, sure. Why not?
She is messed up, man!
Come in.