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(groaning woozily)
I'm talking to my online friend IRL.
(screams)
You want diet or regular?
Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION
(worried gasps)
¶ STEM, it's not just for dorks, dweebs and nerds ¶
about going up on your dose?
It's training you to obey apps!
Nothing.
I like this school, too.
I don't want to be an adult butt wiper.
¶ ¶
With vanilla and lime.
No, we found the gold in unincorporated waters!
These nerds have found out something terrifying.
A new zoo with more attractive animals.
then threw it away.
nagging objections are at the end.
(cheering)
I should have been your treasure.
Oh, I see. You're learning logic and spatial reasoning.
I just bought a New York City taxi medallion.
Lyft-driving?
¶ So Homer was a soda-pouring man, Lord, Lord ¶
All right, people. This town's got doubloons.
How did you know?
(happy gasps, shouts)
Well, technology is changing so fast,
No. We're teaching them to buy groceries for lazy rich people.
¶ STEM ¶
One star.
Yarr.
not gig economy gigs.
Now, Marge, if you'll check your program,
(chuckles): You'll be fine.
¶ He got confused, thought it was gonna take his job ¶
(grunting)