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Chris, put that down.
We're about to start roller derby in a minute.
Oh, no, I left my baby in there.
Everybody, places! Start waving.
MORGAN FREEMAN: With the spirit in her heart renewed,
What?!
(birds singing)
Would you mind standing up?
Yeah, I mean, are you really happy in here?
But, right now, we're getting word of breaking news.
(whistle blows)
You might not know this about me,
Like Winnie the fat poop
I mean, all it would take is one bad hit
Dance, you fat bitch.
My favorite part of a woman's body is haunches.
Tricia?
At this rate, this is what the future will look like.
This season we're brought to you by Barry's Note Cards.
Thanks for coming to my birthday party, you guys.
A crock pot?
(sizzling) Just gonna use my spare glove-compartment-underwear
Really?
I'm making a paella.
like Winnie the Pooh.
you're extinct.
My God.
I can't believe it, you guys.
This roller derby's really toughened me up.
Puppies! Puppies For Sale!
Flip it over.
then we might have some of what you're looking for.
because you might get devoured by Gremlins?
fire up my very loud "what" generator, and get cooking.
I think she did all right,
You kids get in the house
...money.
No, my wife watched that food documentary.