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Okay, if she was-
come on! BURN IT OFF!
I saw that picture of her you put on the internet.
She's not hot! That's supposed to be the point.
[sniffs] Hold up. I'm sorry.
Hey, Stan, did you see Clyde's going out
# Camptown race is five miles long #
Without Sarah
That is not funny, and it is not true.
Oh, bye, jelly school.
# Doo daa doo daa #
Watching what Photoshop is doing to society,
Then what, bitch?
She don't live in no hole in the ground.
- Okay. - Now, first thing we do
[crying]
Well, no, I've got arms and legs, I have everything.
Now... [clears throat]
then that's your problem.
and she's a hobbit! That's not his girlfriend.
Yeah, we just started dating seriously.
is my love for the sea.
"the little hobbit was looked up to and loved,
She's a hobbit. Oh, she said it again!
and no splotches on her legs, and perfect everything.
# Party in the cookie trough #
No.
but you need to have some more confidence, okay?
Who's got perfect skin,
[dramatic music]
- Heidi! - Nicole!
Wendy, in my office right now, mkay!
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
you hobbit trivia bitch!
Get down to the gym and work.