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and people with a messed up ego
that's just how i came up with it, mi amigos !
Fis fresh
r-really ?
because your ego won't let you think otherwise.
yes.
and so uh, hey paul...
CARTMAN YOU FAT FUCK STOP STEALING MY VAGINAES
he's gonna kill you.
i got to piss in a plastic bag, man, i got no dick !
"do we like fishsticks ?"
it's always been my dream to go on a national tv show
fishsticks ?
i just need to break it down, is all.
that i'm fashionable and fishsticks are crunchy ?
yeah dude, i told you this would happen.
a lot of people wouldn't work with someone
* ha-ha ha-ha haaaa-ha *
well then, you're no better than a jew.
you like putting fishsticks in your mouth ?
now look, i got a lawyer to draw up some patent papers.
yes.
oh thank you, mrs. valmer.
* i couldn't understand why haters joked around *
we had an agreement, jimmy
sorry, eric, but i gotta write some jokes.
untie them guys... i know what i have to do.
the setup could be "do you like fishsticks ?"
uh hey there, clyde.
which swims ?
dude, that's our joke on national television !
that's what kyle was trying to tell me.
"...like fishsticks in your mouth ?"
come on, kanye, i just take jokes
do you like fishsticks ?
ellen, comedy is like a game of racquetball, you know ?
s-s-suck it, bitch.
i took credit for it 'cuz i'm not actually funny !
he's the most awesome kid in school !
tie up these motherfuckers !
* 'cause i know that i'm a gay fish *
and made a lot of people laugh.
how do you take credit for something you didn't do ?