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Obama is president.
So the entire diamond vault is inaccessible?
Thank you very much.
Senator McCain?
allowing me access to the rear doors.
I'm in the tunnel now, Sarah.
Every thief in the world knows that.
# Who let the Obama out? #
You know, settle down.
So you can't get the diamond.
- Great job, Mr. President! - Great job, Obama.
You're a fucking assfuck, you piece of shit!
- Obama! Obama! - Yeah!
You know what Obama said? "Yes, we can!"
I know you really wanted McCain to win,
God sake's man, they're children!
that's coming with us to the White House.
He always loved you.
to the vault relay.
Here comes the change, everybody!
We need to get a ride to the hospital.
- Look at their little cheeks! - Let go of my face, asshole.
# Celebrate good Obama, come on! #
Obama!
Get outta here!
My wife?
but it's going to be okay.
$210 million.
And you have earned the new puppy
Yes, I can.
and the hole is patched.
This is the greatest day of our lives!