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Anyway, we gotta book a guest host!
Telemundo... Me... Turned it down... ABC...
He's a son, a lover and a pundit rolled into one sexy package!
Boy, everybody loves my show.
Who knows? I've lived so hard, there's big gaps in my memory.
(DOOR CLOSES)
(INHALING)
I want a real Bar Mitzvah in a temple.
It's when he reads from the Torah and becomes a man.
There's nothing in the Talmud that forbids it.
Never go on the teacup ride
I have a Jewish imaginary friend.
You just lost a box, pal!
Krusty, you know Diane, Stu, and Jeremy from the network.
I need someone who's not intelligent.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
Lookit deez fucking hooters! Suck on them hooters, cocksucker!
You have tremendous power. And now it's time to put it to use.
And so utterly repellent, he...
D'oh! A line for the bathroom? What gives?
We have so much to discuss.
I lost ten grand when he wouldn't pitch on Yom Kippur!
Krusty, what's wrong?
You hit him high! I'll hit him low!