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...Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park!
This episode is called "Weight Gain 4000." It's our favorite episode.
- What the hell are you talking about? - Rainbows. I hate those things.
It wasn't fair. She had choreography. How could we compete with that?
Damn, he could be anywhere! I'll send out an APB.
Children, remember the Save Our Fragile Planet essay contest...
Dude, dolphins are the second smartest animal on the planet.
- What? - Wait, there's more.
- That's not dolphins. That's Eskimos! - Who cares?
- Who's our little prizewinner again? - Me, Eric Cartman!
How much weight does Cartman gain in this episode?
Efter kakservice!
But she's coming to South Park, and I know how to make it better.
Okay, Eric. I'll get you some tomorrow.
Laugh all you want! I'll be the one on TV looking all buff.
I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
Kathie Lee is a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy.
I can't kill her, Mr. Hat.
Mr. Garrison is about to kill Kathie Lee! We have to find him!
- Eric, would you please come up here? - Here it is, my big moment of fame.
We have with us via satellite Eric Cartman from South Park...
I'll find Cartman's paper and get to the bottom of this.
I know that, but this isn't the answer.
- Did you see that rainbow this morning? - It was huge.
Right. If they're so damn smart, how come they get caught in fishing nets?
Goddamn, that's a big fat-ass!
...kill Kathie Lee Gifford.