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I'm just gonna slowly pull out this tape measure,
pop star Taylor Swift is coming to Quahog
Would you like to dance?
Hi. You must be Chris. I'm Taylor.
And, Chris, I'm sorry it didn't work out
(crowd booing)
None of the girls at school want to go to homecoming with me.
You guys are going away for a long time.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
♪ Lox and bagels and bagels and lox ♪
Because this is what Taylor Swift does.
if you keep doing this.
Listen, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, Chris.
(crowd cheering)
Thanks, Mom. Did I do good?
I was thinking of asking Kara Morris.
I just wish I could talk to her.
♪ Blubber, blubber, oh. ♪
Stop! Stop! Please stop!
Sure!
I guess it's worth a shot.
Everything will be fine, as long as I take one of these.
This is what we do to Uber drivers in this town.
Almost there, just one more push.
Thank you, genius person!
Hey, she already posted a response.
What's up, big guy?
#bye #cheers #fabulous #growl