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Nice to meet you both.
You're so cool and down-to-earth.
Well, why can't we? She has a house in Rhode Island.
A gazelle in a high-waisted swimsuit!
Let's go!
Probably 'cause everyone calls me names like "Big Nips"
And I hope you didn't mind
Well, I guess they're just used to me being sad
Am I about to introduce you to Taylor Swift?
Why were they being so mean to you?
Aw, man, Chris, this computer is telling me
that you done Swifted up.
Was on the side of the road.
All right, we got our homework.
but I am quick to anger. Okay, great.
No one will ever be close to as good as her,
'Cause she's a (bleep) smoke-show.
(cabbies hiss)
Your house is way nicer than Anne Murray's.
Brian, there's some bad people in here.
She's much more than a singer, Chris.
Don't apologize. They seem nice.
♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
Me, too. (chuckles nervously)
(power saw buzzing loudly)
This section is optional. I will skip this.
Take it out.
Why don't you ask her now?
Chris, what happened?
Sorry about my family.
God, I hate everybody who's not backstage.
Everyone hates you, Chris.
since I abused those caffeine pills
Can I just give you 20 bucks to drop me off?
♪ All the things that make us ♪
♪ Blubber, blubber, blubber, oh ♪
I-I assumed it was a goof this whole time.