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come over and sit next to me.
"I'll take you out
very difficult for him-- thinking.
Oh, my God. A marriage so perfect
I never realized
Hmm, that was just a placebo.
You're all I have left.
And, uh, how was your day?
a married mother of three.
Hey, you know, it's funny you should mention that.
Why don't I feel good?
It has no bottom!
And I you.
And to show you how serious I am...
"Marge, I'm gonna lose ten pounds."
Listenpal,
Who knew having a backbone was attractive?
I got $5 million for three days work,
It came with fries or salad.
Uh-oh.
That was yesterday.
Keep it under your head guys.
It would change the way my suits fit.
It's a snuggle dungeon.
You're interesting! Why would you say that?!
For reasons I forgot in the car,
Let me run your credit card
Tell you what, babe.
I don't want to draw me and cowboy hat with that paper! I want to draw me and cowboy hat with YARN Memes meeting! I want to finish my cowboy hat! (runt starts tantrum) Oh, now Runt having a tantrum.
Okay.
Yeah, well I got plans for lunch too.