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And I'm still 90% right.
wants to be a princess.
and we get disco fries for breakfast,
Oh, come on. You know that's wrong.
Der, Liz marry Criss?
Now, Terry, I suspect you know it's illegal
And while I dreamed of becoming
No, I can't.
to make adult women spend a ton of money
And will you be exchanging rings?
Navy, gray, maroon, gray...
♪ darling, I guess
I'll give you a bath in the sink, like a baby.
His name is Black Dennis? That is racist.
Okay, is this a big deal or not?
You remember Megan Duffy? Maiden name Duffy...
or I could forget my chimpanzee's birthday.
to the YouTube clip, "Man loses pants on trampoline."
Blammo. Engaged.
I've done the math, and taking into account
It's perfect.
No, it's 'cause this is just a piece of paper.
Page one.
What are you doing? Why did you change your clothes?
No, do you remember in 1994,
But the sheik who won me in that poker game was beheaded.
but you're healthy.
Sir, we have a big problem.
So let's do it.
I don't want a "special day."
Great, so now you're more dressed up
My parents spent the money they saved up for my wedding
Of course, it had to be someone
who lied to two idiots about reading scripts.
but whatever. I got witnesses.
You okay?
Great, 'cause I forgot my birth certificate.
I was a flower girl for my Aunt Linda.