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And you say she just showed up like this?
I can't believe parents would do that to their child.
What?
Uh, yeah, it kind of does.
Make me, poser.
Shut up, Mom, go away.
God, he is such a downer.
Just the usual group therapy crap.
Uh-oh he got you there
Okay, look, we're running out of time.
Ha ha, I got you! [laughs]
of the vamp kids' most sacred entity, per se.
She said that her parents called her an emo
[gasps]
it's probably your wannabe vampire leader.
He said he was over this
They made her emo!
and we should have Fall Out Boy play at the Super Bowl.
they are totally fucked up.
Marietta, I made breakfast for your new little emo friends.
and she actually apologized to me.
No, you gotta listen to me!
and emos are going to rule the world."
# So I'm goin' down to South Park #
I can't, I'm too depressed. I keep cutting myself.
Not now, lady, we're really depressed.
But then I started thinking,
[plants rustling] Ahh!
I'm not a flipping emo.
and their poser-ass plastic fangs.
- Do you mean- - Yes, my child of darkness.
[laughs] I guess I should have figured it out.
God, vampires are such wannabe carnivores.
They're-you know, they're posers.
One of you might already be turned.
[school bell ringing]
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that's not the plan.
This is the noon meeting of the vamp kids.
Oh, my God, it's worse than we thought.
I just can't believe it.
God, she just never stops!
You mean that one of us might not really be a vamp kid?
Hey, just so you all know,
[audience snarling]
Okay, different how?