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We're waiting right here.
Miss?
No. It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work.
But maybe you're not ovulating at all. Maybe it's a clever ruse to get me into bed.
So you're going to put out that cigarette...
Oh, uh, can I make a special request?
I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York?
Oh.
And he got so upset he took off all his clothes...
Waiter? All right, this is gonna go fast, so try to keep up.
I was ovulating and you said you wouldn't have sex with me if we were fighting.
Besides, you know, everything's gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping.
Happy birthday to you
- Well, did I leave the stove on? - You haven't cooked since 1996.
- All right, I gotta go to the bathroom. - No, you can't go.
I understand. Separation is hard.
Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip...
- Hello. Hi.
I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Well, don't believe everything you hear, Ken.
Oh, my God, you know what? I think you're right.
Joseph.
Okay.