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Hey, weren't you the guy in that stupid boy band The Ghetto Avenue Boys?
- Really? - Yeah.
you're just my dad, and you're the best dad I've ever had.
Not really. Not any more stupid than some of the other stuff you've done.
Oh, Kyle has it.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang Let's not fight
without explaining why. I made some mistakes in my life.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang Let's not fight
- Have you ever tried marijuana? - No.
You're just not quite as good as sausage and cheese.
The only thing I could do was come back to Colorado
Nobody's gonna notice? What about her huge friggin' hooters, huh?
Cock-a-doodle-doodle The rooster just won't quit
Stanley, what the hell are you doing?
The next thing I knew, we were the biggest thing in the world.
And, girl, you know that you're the only girl for me
to that moment when I was offered the job, and say no.
- Run for it! - Go get 'em, rookie!
Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness
We'll have to do it without him.
All right, boys. Let's do it from the top. One, two, three, four!
- What are you doing? - Nothing. Why?
Isn't that stupid?
I take it that means yes. Call me in the morning.
So you're gonna have to drink from this glass.
Mrs Cartman, I've been very bad, m'kay?
- She's in until she screws up. - Yeah!