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The piling near Fanny, Lin.
I think I know where Bob is.
What a class act.
♪ Who's that knocking on my door? ♪
I didn't think he'd go through with it. Where's your family, Bob?
and save them... just, uh, need to mentally get ready here.
I'm just pressing on the phone.
Kids, grab onto me.
Let's think. Who are Dad's enemies?
(chuckles) And I'm gonna make something amazing for myself louise. 9618
of Dad's cutoff jeans under your clothes!
Just hit "send." Okay.
Do you think he has a separate Dad pad?
he is dumb.
I know 'em when I see 'em. Oh... Look, here are 87 texts I sent
Time, gravity, toothpaste... Jimmy Pesto.
No, I have his jeans.
Well, I hit something. Let's talk about something else.
Now I have to kill you and inherit your stupid voting share
Oh, thank God.
You are moist. You don't know how moist I usually am.
Oh, no, wait... one more.
right at this moment, terrified... What? gasping for...
He's pocket-dialing me again.
♪ I'll help you look ♪
I'm talking about my wiener bulge. Stop.
I took care of everything.
Ugh! Try her again.
Let me see that.
Who wants ice cream?
Okay, so, I'll do the talking.
Shut up! I can't think.
He's incapable of doing anything right on his own.
It's from your dad.
From the phone call. He's here!
That's where the water's gonna be
I haven't seen him for, like, 45 minutes.
We talked about it a lot toward the end.
Thank God, you beautiful four-eyed son of a bitch.
Now he sent me a weird picture.
My boobs are up here.
Uh-uh, Felix.
Okay, just pull the phone out. Okay.
♪ Der, but looks like Linda will be a widow ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Bob, I'm glad we found you.
You'll just be some dead guy getting eaten by crabs,