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Oh, we'd love to, horace, but there's only three of us.
You know better than that. There are no shortcuts to success. You have to do things the right way! Okay, okay, just please... Don't yell at me.
And strike up a conversation with him,
Of how holden caulfield is some profound, intellectual.
Having our house to ourselves again, huh?
The Fountain Waterbeds to sing our song
Cripple, cripple, cripple, cripple.
I don't buy them a copy of catcher in the rye
You know, I'm sick of looking at that.
Oh, surely, jerome, you don't want to stay in the same house
Hey, what if I just drank this whole bottle of ketchup?
(clears throat)
I wrote you that, because I knew you'd never come if it was me.
I messed up bad.
What we need is a black guy.
It's him!
Quagmire & jerome: Leg her down and smack 'em yak 'em!
Her boyfriend has been beating her mercilessly.
It was a long time ago.
Man: Yeah, that's the guy's brother, man!
Not so great. The economy's sort of taken its toll,
And still I have made no progress
You want to sleep in my room?
First prize is free drinks all night.
Oh, I'll get out when I'm finished.
Go back to being dead.
And you still don't like me. How can you not like me?
Can you imagine? You dare me?
Quagmire hates me? Hates you.
(clears throat)
Yeah, I date women for their bodies,
You guys, uh, having a little breakfast?