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And I would've loved that, Charmese,
♪ So send us all your fingernails ♪
about you for my school paper.
I've been poisoned,
Where will you two be going on your scummymoon?
Ah, this is it, you guys.
Most of them get a group rate.
Thanks, Horace.
After all, I liked her enough to marry her last night.
It's the exact opposite of what Hugh Jackman does.
What? I'm not taking you to two different restaurants.
Hey, why do you have a Harvard dining hall I.D.?
I would never ask you to do this if I had any other choice
Hey, I'm not just a poorly cleaned butt.
Ooh...
I guess we're not going.
I-I can't believe you'd do that for me.
It's a dinner party.
I got to go down to the courthouse right now
You heard her, the crazy skank wants to be a wife.
Compact, hairless and fiercely intelligent.
Hey, Quagmire, why is the red light blinking on your computer?
I don't know. Guess that's just the way God made 'em.
to settle down, find a husband
I want to get this over with.
You lied to me, you son of a bitch.
Just don't throw it out
Oh, yeah, that was so hot.
if you put a Hooters girl in the microwave on "high."
As you can see, we have plenty
By the way, I need you to call my pimp
Good morning, girls.
You know, after 40 years in my line of work,
All right, this is more like it.
I've been getting away with this since I was seven.
Wait.
I forgot to say "clear."