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I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
Nothin', you know.
Dana Donato, you’ve got the best ass in Sunday League!
Took a sick day.
Stop it! Out!
But there's a reason why she's 30 and not married.
Wait, wait. We're not breaking up, are we?
- Oh, plans? - Yeah, yeah.
Because maybe that's something I've been lacking in my life.
Really?
Tony C., best young player in baseball...
Now, I understand that you're a teacher, right? You were?
Oh, shit. Who is it?
He looks great for his age. 1919, their miserable, greedy pig of a boss...
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Ted Williams would roll over in his freezer if he saw this.
Come on, pull!
All right. Look, look. Uh-
19-8. Good God.
It was actually very ladylike.
- You forgot my last name. - No, I just blanked.
I mean, you just kind of... slinked out of your chair.
Yeah. I don't have it with me, but I can remember it.
You had nothing to do with it. I just suddenly had a whim...
Yeah, see, that joke's not fun for me.
Johnny Damon You got the sweetest @$$ in the league!
- Really? - Yeah, you can fool everyone for a while, you know?
She took her heels off.
- And that teacher's here with those kids. - What?
Yes, until summer.
- Yeah. Exactly. - God, those women are so pathetic.
The hours would be better. You get summers free. It's so much less competitive.
Number eight: I like sometimes you talk out of the side of your mouth a little bit.
The work you did for us was brilliant.
- She had insurance for that. - Attention, morons.
when that happens-
- Well, you were lined up wrong. - I wasn't lined up, I-
And I won't feel guilty for having to do my job.
Maybe you should date a different kind of guy.
Seven.
Here, I got it.
- Good luck. - Way to go, Mr. W.
Nice.
Oh, that's great. That's great. Pile it on. Yeah.
This is a real family. This is the family that's here for you.
You should see the way my sister's husband dresses.
Okay. You betcha. Bye-bye.
Well, thank you.
And it's very important to him every-
- I have- I don't know. - Or do you think they're gonna promote from within?
- The ones from earlier today. - Oh. Yeah.
like your father has a heart attack or something?
She's at his place. He's in the shower.
- You got the promotion. - No, no.
Do you believe in this? "The Curse of the Bambino"?
The heart and soul of Boston, Fenway Park.
You can't fake it. Anything else in life, you don't have to be great in-
I got some movies just in case you woke up. Not in case you woke up.
And, "Doctor, induce labor because the Oakland A's are coming in tomorrow. "
catches one in the eye at 22, he's finished at 26.
so my Uncle Carl started taking me to Fenway Park.
Your Uncle Carl saw 3,000 games from these seats.
That's right. I'm-
LETS GET SOME FUCKING RUNS
Programs here! Get your programs here!
You know, there are other sports besides baseball.
Al should know. He was there actually. He's 136 years old.
You can either hit a curveball or you can't.
What are you doing? You're gonna get arrested.
Thanks, man. I owe you one.
I lost 200 pounds. I had my stomach stapled shut.
Oh, the schoolteacher.
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And sometimes...
I don't really know much about it.
We're only on May. We've been here for four hours. Let's try to speed this up.
Audrey, I'm very sorry, but you can have our home game. Don, what does she win?
He is. I love him. He's a doll.
and a little size-one Red Sox jersey...
- Robin and Chris. - Welcome aboard.
Yes.
Okay. Okay.
I don't know. Well, yeah, yeah.
- I gotta go. - Guess what Chris is doing right now.
- Okay. - Hello?
- I am the Red Sox. - You're not the Red Sox.
I’d say jam on, sex, and breathing
I have season tickets to Fenway Park. I haven't missed a game in 11 years.
Uh, a group of us, um, just had this work thing...
- Yeah. - I like being part of something that's bigger than me-than I.
Seven years in a row now, we finish with our faces in their butts.
There's nothing left to throw up, I promise.
Sitting there doing her homework.
- What other guy? - It's October.
What do you think, this is your own private playground?
That part you know. That part everybody knows.
Oh, ha ha.