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Just to avoid the confusion we had last year, let me say this year...
No, it's not-Yes!
Mariners Baseball Every Time
OWNING A LIB
- Does the guy with the big squash always sit in front of you? - He's new.
Win or lose, it's fair. It all adds up.
See, this is-This always happens. Every time I-
Hey. Linds. Uh-
Go, go.
How about 10? How about five?
So, the 30-year-old is on course. He is the four-time-
They're one game from elimination. You're becoming Winter Guy again.
Oh. One more thing.
8:00, Yankee Stadium. Let's get it on.
- Who says I am? - Well, I mean, at least financially.
Thanks, Dad. That's really encouraging.
Eww!
No. I'm okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs.
Yankee bats have come alive tonight.
You mean 'cause neither of us are speaking?
- I'll take one. - I can't split 'em up.
Mueller drives 'em in.
or the bald anesthesiologist.
Look. I- I admit I should have reacted differently.
We're going to opening day. It's official. We're going.
Hold your horses, buddy.
- Uh-huh. - Okay.
I know why she wouldn't go out with me. She thinks I'm not in her class.
- Sounds like what I need. - Morning.
I was there. I was 10 feet away from him.
You want your parents to like me more than they like your brother-in-law.
I taught the boy what I knew about the game...
You know, it's pieces of us. And I got so excited.
Well, let's start the interrogation.
Careful, kid. They'll break your heart.
Do you have any, like, pajamas or a nightgown?
I got a program. I could show you.
because I had nothing else.
We're down three games to nothing. It's 4-3.
- Huh? - That's right. I mean-
Robin. Wait. No. I can't talk right now.
- My father died two years ago. - Oh, I'm sorry.
Um, I'm gonna talk to him, okay?
And he can't cover his own ears 'cause he's got lobster fingers, so I do it.
If I ever build a time machine, that's the first place I'm going back to.
Oh, I feel the same way to be here. I feel very lucky.
- What are you doing? - Relax. I'm a doctor.
All right, people, let's shut your piehole and speed it back up. Come on!
And every year I pick a few promising math students...
Well, the Red Sox's once-promising season...
There's some nice Pakistani cold cuts there, courtesy of Mrs. Segal.
- Hey, you wanna know something? - What?
Losing the last three games, and today trailing to the Texas Rangers.
Bernie Williams is there, and the Yankees have won it.
And a little something I like to watch too when I feel sick.
Never.
Let's go, Red Sox!
I won't be bringing the kids.
I'm not gonna have to change hi m or anything, am I?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't jump off a building. We're just talking.
Oh, hi, seagull.
All right, you guys. We're almost out of time. Pack up.
Um, a week and a half.
The fire marshal had to get the- to stop jumping up and down!
Okay. I think we have enough stuff in this closet. We can fool 'em.
Oh, help me! Help me! Help me! La la la la!
What are you buying, the stadium? Look at that thing.
- is because it's the eighth inning. - Fine.
Yeah, I guess so. Hey, uh-
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize how big this Red Sox thing is with you.
Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?
Ben- my Ben- is selling his Red Sox seats?
- Hike. - Get him! Get him!
- Hey, is this about the Red Sox? - Yeah.
Mommy.
Do you remember last winter?
- Sorry. Knee jerk. - Ben, come on, man. The cold cuts are gone.
- No, no, no. Look. Lindsey, I realize, like- - Ben...
Chris!
Who's ahead? Oh, Tammy's in the lead.
This is when they need me.
That's sweet.
- Maybe later. - Uh, okay. As I said on the phone, Lindsey...
but he did know the greatest place to bring any kid-
He was. It's just, you know-
Never mind.
You're a romantic.
Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, that's- Oh!
Did you clean up my bathroom, or did I dream that?
Yeah, that's nice. I love it. Come on in.
- They're here. - Oh, no.
They play all the time.
- I like you. - I like you.
All right, are you ready?