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One, please. Mustard, please. Thank you. What do I owe?
It's almost impossible. I had to call the manufacturer of my golf carts...
- Yeah? - No, I'm like a big, big Red Sox fan.
Okay. I'll see you in a couple days. Okay?
But between you and me, I was ready to wash his balls.
Are you kidding? He ran out and bought him- her-
But I got a story you don't know.
All right, we're almost there.
Hey, speaking of baseball, Ben, wanna help me coach the J. V. team this year?
And there three members of the Red Sox are eating.
- She was a major hottie. - Major?
I still don't think they're worth two Sunday tickets.
You know, maybe I should get a cell phone. That's a good idea.
I mean, it's a very, very big part of my life.
That's okay. Actually, I'm the worst. I eat off everybody's plate.
Schilling's bloody sock in New York.
me and the girls and Artie told them...
Well, let's go for a coffee.
Let's go. Start pedaling. Come on.
- You're funny, Ben- - Wrightman.
Unstop... pable.
- How are you doing? - I have very exciting news. I couldn't wait to tell you.
I teach honors geometry, ninth grade.
Well, it certainly got me thinking. That's for sure.
so they'd have to buy more jets in order to meet the demands.
you're supposed to give 'em to the Red Sox.
The smells.
Yeah. Well, not really behind, like next to it. Fifteen feet away.
Uh-
I- I just thought tonight was so different.
- A doctor or you did it yourself? - Oh, real funny.
- Don't worry. Come on. Come on. - I'm so sorry.
And I always have to leave at 6:00 to be here on time.
- Hey, when's your break? - Hmm?
and she calls her brother Carl to take him somewhere...
- Your mama says you've been busy. - Ooh.
With gusto?
These guys can have whatever games they want.
on the back of David Ortiz!
No, it's very cute. It really is. Uh, number nine.
But I have a 4:00 flight that I have to catch.
Hey, what are you doing?
Why? What do you mean?
- You love these seats. - No. I fell in love with this when I was seven...
Hey, come on! God.
- Steve. Molly. - Oh, thanks for having me.
It's- It's safe.
Did you know the Titanic sank the same week Fenway Park opened?
Bye.
All right. Well, I'll see you tonight then.
- Molly. - I knew it!
Mm, you tell me.
Uh, it's not like a Broadway musical where it ends with a big Hawaiian number.
Oh, you get to train with the Red Sox?
I'm being arrested.
Uh-
Benny? Lindsey.
- For your school vacation. When do you get off? - End of March.
No, no, no. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.
Yeah, go, go, go!
This is Ben. I'm her houseboy/sex slave.
I’d say, The League, Sex, Breathing
- 7-0. - Matsui has hit his second home run of the night.
- What the- - That's it.
Hi, Linds.
You know? What if I was doing charity work? Is that cool?
- Oh. - You can't buy these seats. You have to, like, inherit them.
- Here's one. - Thanks, Ben.
- And they're on their way. - Okay.
like, for a player to be named later.
This is the day we organize the whole season, who gets to go to what game with me.
Look. All I know is, when the Red Sox went to St. Louis for the Series...
Oh, no. Do you have a lot of work?
I still have it for... whenever.
Ben. Ben!
Let's get this on.
- Well, if you don't want me to- - No, I don't want you to.
It's just that, um, well, he has this tradition, you know.
I'll invite you to some of the games.
We tried to get on the country club here, but it's very difficult.
because 23 years ago I was seven...
Hey, Zimmer, you idiot, what are you batting this bum leadoff for?
Yeah. That is him.
Nothing.
Come on! Let's get some runs! Let's get some runs!
Get back in class. Come on.
Outside! Out.
It's safe.
Ernie, go away.
He had a professional come in and do his closet. It's like suit, suit, suit-
and rearranging them in your head to make more interesting patterns?
Oh. We looked like morons, didn't we?
You have a lyrical soul. You can love under the best and worst conditions.
because that did seem special.
Why don't you dress better?
There's something you don't know about me.
is what I gave up for them.
But if they ever do, uh-
Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out the first ball today...
Come to Washington Square Tavern on Beacon Street...
They-They played hard. They did their best. Move on.
You be a good boy now.
- Lindsey. - Ben!
Oh, I don't know. What'd she find?
- Take off the training wheels. - Hey, I got a crowbar under the seat, okay?