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No, because I'm becoming someone that I hate.
Shoot, I wish you would have told me. I just took a whiz in your bushes.
Let's go, Red Sox!
My company can run a credit check on him.
He left me his season tickets.
Seven.
Well, it's very hot, you know. It's Florida.
She's concussed Sam's concussed
Ooh, too fast? Too serious?
There is this European company that we're trying to make a deal with, okay?
Careful kid They’ll break your heart
known as Red Sox Nation.
Uh, I mean, I'm not about to enter any pie-eating contests.
That's it! Come on! Whoo!
Sign by the red tab. Initial by the yellow tabs.
- Whew! - Um-
And that, milady, is the Curse of the Bambino.
This young lady jumped out of centerfield.
Molly? Okay, there's another phone call coming in, okay?
- Where'd you get this? - I- I don't remember.
Uh, mostly animated pornography from Japan.
But don't worry. You're still going to opening day.
- What? - Colonized. It's like- It's like in the old days.
1916, 1918.
All right, Lindsey, so what's the matter with this one?
He's struggling with it. He thinks he looks good.
Listen. You go to the games, and I'll stay at the office.
- Hey, what's that noise? - Ben, we won! We won!
And this one is gone.
- Can I talk to him for a second? - Oh, sure.
_
Yeah.
Listen. I just need Chris's cell phone number.
Come on, people. Talking isn't burning calories.
If Lindsey ever breaks up with you, I'll kill her.
Socially.
This isn't the best weekend for me. I'm kind of swamped.
Tony C., best young player in baseball, catches one in the eye at 22, he's finished at 26.
That's an insult. Put it out.
No, this is beyond that. This is like a punishment from God or something.
and if I still wanted to marry Scott Baio, I would think that my life went terribly wrong.
I know why you forgot. That's all right. I bet when you talk to your friends...
It's- It's not just for her, okay? It's also for me, okay?
"You wanna play video games or something?" I'm like, "No, I'm going out with Pukey. "
I can take this.
That's funny, 'cause every other guy she's gone out with...
I didn't want to go alone, so, you know- Carrie and Ezra are here as well.
It was pretty limber.
Right now I think we're witnessing the largest conga line ever.
Okay, I looked.
- Don't do it. - This is crazy.
But then I thought of a reason why I should.
Because I am bulletproof.
- we're looking for good players. - Hi.
Dana Donato! You got the sweetest ass in Sunday league!
It's like Robin's birthday party.
you'll be back at work on Monday morning.
I mean- I mean, you were-
- Thank you. - Want me to take it up?
Swung on. A drive hit high and deep.
Eighty-six years of banging our heads against the big green wall...
You can see right into it at a certain point. It's pretty awesome.
- Uh, Patrick Lyons, this is Carrie. - Nice to see you again.
No, it's okay. The trip is already off to a weird start.
- Well, what happened? - Oh, my God. She went to his apartment and-
you call me Ben the schoolteacher, am I right?
Are you faking it? 'Cause we don't have to really do this if you don't-
I know what I'm doing when I'm here.
Pretty good-looking too.
The grounds crew had to carry him out in a wheelbarrow.
Johnny Damon! You got the sweetest ass in the league!
Yeah, the Yankees have won 26.
- Come on! - Die, you Nazi spin-bitch.
Oh. Isn't that Jason Varitek?
You'll go? You know what? I have a better idea. I think I'll take him.
So, is the conversation over?
No, no, it's not like that.
Hey.
You know the best part? I can get over her because I am a Red Sox fan.
How has he not been tranquilized and tagged?
A clean slate.
Fine. Hey, hold out for the Royals, huh?
Definitely the best girl I've ever gone out with.
- There they are. - Ben Wrightman. We talked on the phone.
because if you didn't, I was gonna have to find three new friends.
All right, here we go.
Well, what if some sudden crisis occurs...
Two minutes ago you said this was the best night of your life.
Top drawer. Okay.
Yeah. Why-Why didn't you say something?
- Ben, focus. - Sorry.
You said dance, I started dancing.