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Sorry, Mr. Ennis. The kids' drugs just kicked in.
I got another anesthesiologist to cover for me.
And instead of becoming more open and available, I'm becoming less open.
You know, all this talk about waiting is making me not wanna wait.
Listen. Do we have to settle this right now? I'm with a... person.
Really? Well, you work 90 hours a week.
We scored eight runs! Ten straight hits!
I'm gonna ask myself, "Is this the guy?"
Teenage drug use. That's great fodder for comedy.
- You talked in his backswing. Did you talk in his backswing? - Yes, I did.
- What's in the bag? - I got some, uh-
- We-Then why the sign? - That's for the cops.
Well, step into the light, my friend, because this is the church of numbers...
- Um- - Maybe he hasn't found the right person yet.
- Hi, Lindsey. - Hello.
No, No, Nanette. I would never ever see that piece of crap.
Hey, what are you doing here?
Well, nobody's really wrong in these situations.
Sorry I bothered you. I'll call ya.
Isn't it affecting your work?
That next year is the year.
I love you.
And if Lindsey gets that too, then she's definitely the winner...
So don't make me knock your teeth out.
Who did that?
Oh, just kill me. Just take a hammer and kill me.
Well, you know, he wanted to come.
All right, Mr. Wrightman. I gotta bat.
The point is they're sending me to Paris to close the deal.
It's not like he's playing a flute with a hatful of dollar bills in front of him.
Carl, look at him. He's seven, you dope. Come here.
No, I just, you know-
Show him the house.
He's holding champagne. Everybody's got a glass. I told him you're in the ladies' room.
You know what she's saying to me, Ryan? She's saying I have an addiction.
That's all right.
You know, he could be a deadbeat dad.
Oh. Wha-Wha-Wha- I want your job! I'm the boss!
and when you're done with your date, we'll get married.
They'll mail them to him, then he'll give them to me.
Where are we gonna live? What pizza place are we gonna order from?
Now don't start with me. Listen, I forgot to tell you that Donna-
You see the Mariners are coming and Pedro's pitching Friday night.
Why am I here? Um-
- Let's go in there. - Two minutes!
Hey, hey, hey. It's not time to jump off the Tobin Bridge yet, okay?
- Safe flight. - Okay. Bye.
- Mm, I got- - And I'm only asking...
I'd say Red Sox, sex and breathing.
and seen the Red Sox dish towels and glasses and the Yankee toilet paper.
Hello? Uh, no, she isn't. May I take a message?
- This is Artie. Viv. This is Lindsey. - Hello.
Oh, cool. I just wanted to know how long I gotta put up with this at the ball games.
Get him up on the shoulder there, Gerard.
Ortiz in extra innings.
WEEl in Boston, the Dennis and Callahan program.
And it's a passion.
No. No, come on, tell me.
The Red Sox started off tonight three games behind the Yankees.
Right on, buddy. Hey, Al, this is Lindsey.
I would never do that.
I have seen police officers toasting beer with underage children.
You're having a stroke. Good.
- I am the Red Sox. - You're not the Red Sox.
She wants to make the bed, so she goes to the closet. Guess what she finds.
- She's not a genius, this one. - No.
Why? So we could both freak out?
- Hi. - Hi, I'm Ben the schoolteacher.
Waiting?
When she wakes up, I wanna see her.
Can you believe this asshole?
uh, me and my friends, we go down to Florida.
losing tonight 19-8, now falling in the series three games to none.
Aren't those just practice games?
He looks like a skunk.
This is, uh, controllable.
- We love it. - Yeah?
What? Wait. Are you saying that she's out of my league?
- Don't sell your tickets, okay? - That's why you ran across the whole field?
Let me do it. Let me do it.
All right. Go, Sox!
Oh, no. No, no. Of course not. No.
No. Yeah, I also- I came back because I just-
I'll be like, "Paris, whoo! I'm in. "
- I can't even look at him. - I know.
I gotta call her. Let her know they're here.
Aw, come on, Ben. The kids listen to you.
'Cause we could work something out.
You remember the time Roger Moret went catatonic?
T o think we quit our jobs for that road trip.
Oh, my God. What did I do?
so please wait until they come back to die. "
from his entire life.
Uh, what are you-what are you, having a party?
The Yankees, Red Sox, the best rivalry in sports starts tonight.
- Fenway Frank? - Blech.
Vodka martini, straight up. Three olives, please.