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Yes. So, um-
John Olerud.
- Those kids were cute. - Which kids?
Really embarrassing. Really bad.
- Ben, this is my third game this week. - Oh, no, I know that.
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Check's all made out.
Come here.
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. Donna called.
It's authentic.
Back to Foulke. Red Sox fans have longed to hear it.
Uh, I- Really, I'm sorry.
You see that? She just grabbed Johnny Damon's butt.
Lindsey, will you go to opening day with me?
- My Ben? - Yes, he has been great.
Isn't that a part of it, accommodating each other?
Mary, look. Merry Christmas.
Oh, I got the bat speed. I got plenty of bat speed. I could hit her best cheese.
- Okay. All right. I'll help you up. - Mm-mm.
Ben, all I got so far is the 21st and 22nd, man.
Hey hey hey It’s not time to jump off the Tobin Bridge yet, ok
so it might get mildly murderous around here.
It wasn't just Buckner. Stanley screwed him.
Yeah, well, the one that can talk needs to say something.
See, when I was a kid, I moved here from New Jersey...
Tough old guys.
Yeah, actually. Do you wanna take a swipe at him?
And I've never really been very good at servicing myself, my job and a relationship.
That's right. He played for the Red Sox.
And since 1918, the Red Sox have not won a World Series.
No, no, no, not spring break. Spring training with the Red Sox.
The Boston Red Sox
Ever. This is like a nightmare.
That's odd.
It's a little like math. It's orderly.
- Ow! - Oopsie.
Down here in Fort Myers, Florida, the story is always the same.
- Well- - He's a schoolteacher.
and then that's all time lost.
Okay, I'm ready. Let's go meet Mom and Dad.
- so my people aren't prepared. - Right. Okay.
Let me ask you this.
- Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm good. Thanks.
You call that Yankee dancing? No, no, that's like Devil Ray dancing, okay?
Did, uh- Did you want a baby?
Which means he has a small... income.
And it's been a problem with me and women.
Uh, yeah, yeah, total. Not you so much, but-
Well, eventually you will.
Yeah!
Oh, my God. What happened? You look fantastic!
You could have gone over right there. Come on, you gotta be aggressive, man.
I'm sorry. I know this seems crazy, but I gotta go.
But, no, you don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the window.
- You did not. - Mm-hmm.
- I know. - The players are right there.
You think you are dating a nice guy Till all of a sudden you find two large trash bags full of all his hair and nail clippings from his childhood
- Party? - No, it's draft day.
No, no, yeah, I'm not gonna feel neglected.
And that's where the story begins.
I know. I mean, I've been to your apartment...
And the Mets win it!
I tell you what. If you are not down here right now, you're missing one heck of a party.
He got us a 10:00 a. m. tee time at the country club.
Jon Jay! You got the sweetest ass in the league!
- Nice to see you. - Excuse me.
Ben, come on.
Well-Wait. I gotta- I'm so sorry. I gotta go.
Well, first, thank you, Mr. Myerson.
When the French and the English would go into Asia and Africa...
because frankly the men I meet are highly-
I am going to have to push myself really hard this summer.
Dana Donato! You got the sweetest ass in sunday league!
Oh- Look, look, look.
I just wanted you to know that you really got through to the kids today.
And word is these tickets stubs are already getting $200 on the street.
all I'll think about every time I'm here is-
They won the World Series in 1912, 1915...
Clearly, it's not just a game!
.
- Excuse me. - Watch it.
You missed the greatest game ever!
Okay, here we go. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
And if it gets rained out, guess what. They make it up to you.
She handled a project for a food service company like yours a few months ago.
No. You don't understand. They scored eight runs in the bottom of the ninth to win 8-7.
- You're sure? - Yeah.
I would debate you, Ed, but that would only lead to me being dragged away in handcuffs.
Wow. Now that's the way to go.
Check in later. Okay, bye-bye.
Okay, so I asked for no ham, double turkey, but it looks like they gave me double ham.
Well, I thought you would have brought him with you.
That'll get another run across as the Yankees extend their lead.
Here. It's for the urine sample.
The 0-1 is fouled off back into the seats.
Clarence, look how everyone showed up. It's amaz-
- Would you be selling these tickets if we were winning? - I bet you wouldn't.
- Look, right here, go. This is it. - Thank you.