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Good morning, Mr. Mackey. Asspussy!
I touched penises with my cousin!
My son Thomas has Tourette's Syndrome.
Wait a minute. Oh God, it's Chris Hansen!
Oh goodness, excuse me. Jeez, that was a bad one.
Dude, you'd better watch it. The principal's right over there.
Ginger retard! Asslicker dickface!
Kyle, watch your language!
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,
That was weird.
Principal Victoria, it's just that Eric has become such a distraction...
- Poor kid. - Yeah.
slur count: 1
I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with really big fat titties,
- Why not? - My grandma just died.
How does he do that?
Finally, my wish of going public with my illness can come true.
Cartman, there are people in the world who really have Tourette's Syndrome.
maybe this one person could control what he said,
Okay, you figured me out. Bravo, Kyle, bravo.
- Kyle? - Surprise, fatass!
and every day, he seems to get worse.
If I could say "shitballs" to the principal,
If I could yell "tampon dickshit" in the classroom, I'd be so happy.
- What did you say? - Nothing...
I should have never pretended to have Tourette's Syndrome,