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You never slept naked on a hammock?
We're getting a good bit of interest from the seismologists at Caltech,
And two, no talking while my boys are straddling chrome.
"Things to do by 30: Get married, buy a house,
Fine, why don't you tell me your wildest fantasy.
Turk, we're gonna have kids soon. We're supposed to be a team.
Dangerous topic. Talk to Carla.
- I can't. - Come on!
Yeah.
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- [Thudding] - [Surgeon screams]
See, there are numerous skilled surgeons here at Sacred Fart...
But you know what, you're absolutely right, let's focus on the lying.
- He said he might be gay! - Dinner!
- Yeah. - Check it!
You know, you two could solve both of your problems if you moved in together.