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I can't do this. I don't believe in this hypnotism crap.
I can't just un-e-vite everyone.
- It's like pedaling in hummus! - See ya, buddy!
- Betrayal five. [shouts] - [Groans]
Come on! Come in and show me what you really like.
Thing One and Thing Two have been training for it.
as long as I had Elliot and her ridiculously strong thighs beneath me.
Sometimes in bed, I feel like I'm the only one screamin'!
Did you see the sign?
even that Japanese news anchor who slept with me
# I'm no Superman #
- Dude. - Yeah.
I thought you were getting good money at your fellowship.
Three, not counting the one going to me!
I got your back, T-Dog.
I don't know if you know, but I'm doing an appendectomy
- I got a surprise visitor. - [Bell dings]
Talking about Jake violates the most important tenets of our relationship.
15 percent of all surgical complications are anesthesia-related,
I think I see him.
I can play with signs too!
... I wondered if everyone was doing as well as I was.
OK. How about opening up sexually?
I'd like to throw in Gwen Stefani tonight instead of Jordan,
Dude, look at you. Thirty years old, all growed up.
I catch you behind the stone mill, you chase me into the tasting room...
- Hamsters? - Negative.