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Hey Stewie if you blow out this stupid birthday candle you're going to get a 2014 Porsche 911 Esa alarm stupid tree with Toyota Tundra let's crap on our 2014 Toyota Tundra
I also miss my nads.
Today means nothing if Meg isn't here.
Happy stupid birthday Stewie blow out your stupid candles and let's watch South Park the stupid tree Okay
Not without seven years of ballet and two of jazz tap, we're not.
Crafty swine.
Yay!
Peek-a-boo! I see you!
Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.
Greetings, man in white. I've been expecting you.
Sure. All the guys here have been castrated.
He failed to thwart my escape into the outside world.
Even Cheesie Charlie's doesn't have a petting zoo.
He's upstairs, resting up for his big day.
fuck me damn
Hello?
In fact, she always says the best memories she has are when you kids were born.
Excuse me. I've gotta go mix the punch.
I said "runt. "
I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.
...and then we can start the party, I hope.
Do you know your phone number, son?