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The Rhode Island State Lottery
♪ Another June ♪ ♪ Oh, what a day ♪
Well, I'm sure a brief call to my accountant
that she's been stealing from the show,
Oh, don't worry, Carstairs,
So, in addition to buying 200,000 lottery tickets,
Is this another test?
They did what with it?!
All right, you did good.
♪ Family Guy. ♪
Buried alive.
This is a glass eye, Peter.
so I know exactly which part I want to blam at.
Hello, Schnozzenstein?
♪ Another sunny honeymoon ♪
I once saw a deodorant commercial
Yeah! We're out of here!
Well, have they been cleaning the doll?
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
he'll triple our investment in a year.
Okay, everybody just calm down.
Look, you aren't gonna shoot us in the eye, are you, Peter?
Turn it around.
Oh, boy, that whole day was a mess, huh?
Run, Bill. Run! Run, Vinnie. Run! Run, Mario. Run! Run, Russell. Run!
Seventeen.
What? No, I mean, I-I'm just saying,
Don't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people?
Marooned for all eternity
That doesn't sound safe.
I thought being rich would solve all my problems,
Somebody turn the machine off.
Hey, Peter, you wanted me to watch the entire first season
I didn't write it.
Yeah. Despite all the ups and downs,
Very good indeed.
we never would've met Kyle.
Okay, wait, I-I got one.
Good. 'Cause what I want to do is
Well, I was hoping it would make you shut up, so you're right.
Peter, I've taken the liberty
Hey, Horace, another round for everybody.
three shots of your best bourbon.
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
Peter, it's beautiful!