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You can't get it if you don't breathe.
They told us in school and on TV
All right, there we go.
Oh. Well, I guess, maybe someday, we can learn to hate you, too.
- From Afghanistan outside? - All right.
- Excuse me? - It's an Afghanistan goat
Four dollars for a goat? We got ripped off.
Stanley, your mother's a little freaked out right now.
God damnit I hate working
Terrorists could have given that goat anthrax or smallpox
Oh, Cartman, you stupid asshole.
All right, all right, let's just get the goat back to his home.
Stan, I don't think we're supposed to be in the military base.
Oh, and here, take this American flag as a gift.
Come on, the cameras are ready.
There's nothing you can do, except stop breathing!
- Ramadan! - Hey, look, an infidel.
- We'd like to go now, please. - All right.
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Dude, I almost thought those Afghani kids talked you
Hey, let's put him on here.
All right, men, this area is secure. Let's head out!
Sir, yes, sir.
- They took Stevie Nicks? - Bastards! Heartless, gutless bastards!
Well, we've got to get Ms. Nicks on the plane to Afghanistan, guys.
Afghanistan? I'm sorry, boys, but our planes aren't flying there.
The goat seems to be clean, sir!
- Prelim shows negative, sir! - Then we're gonna have to blow it!
That dollar buys me a chocolate milk for lunch!
the President has asked that American children all send $1