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♪ Night ♪
So you're saying that I moved here from New York
I don't know what she is... Guatemalan?
He's just a friend!
I can see those heavy metals just pouring out of you.
And so, we will, too.
Yo, this is $500.
I would love that!
Yeah, yeah, it's...
and she knows about, like, a lot of cool things,
And I can buy you a really nice water.
Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...
Hmm. Wait, why?
Even if they pretend to like each other.
Paula, that's really sweet.
You could use a cup of coffee, some flapjacks.
Yeah, um, the friendship thing.
persuasive.
(grunts)
PAULA: Whoa-ho-ho!
- from summer camp. - I don't know.
all my fault in a way, because of the lying.
but I really like her.
Uh, we've been trying to do that for years.
No, no, mm-mm, no.
Yeah, we're friends.
So I really think we're gonna
♪ I was working hard at a New York job ♪
We were 16 when we were at camp.
They're terrible.
You're uptight and weird, right?
♪ ♪
Maybe get a cup of coffee?
What are you talking about, Joshy?
Oh, um, you too, bitches.
See, now, there it's possessive.
(squeals) And...
Dude, they got Twizzlers.
You love Josh.
Wow, did you, like, go to Harvard or something?
I mean, sticking my tongue down your girlfriend's throat
It was so great meeting you.
Whoa, you clean up good.
Uh, hey, I'll be right back.
Sh-bam!
because of my wide student fan base,
Uh, kind of.
Namaste.
Is this what you wanted?
No, I-I just want to apologize! I want to talk to you...
and then we just became, like, cazh buds,
Oh. Oh, my God.
Okay.
What should I do?
Well, at least that's been cleared up.
like... like how Picasso was influenced by early portraiture
♪ Fly your dirty panties like a kite ♪
it's two different things.
♪ I want your abs ♪
- Nice to meet you. Oh. - Hi.
I don't care for that tone...
Oh, next week we're having a sale on clementines.
and she told me which foods go best with my blood type.
but I actually don't have a lot of girlfriends.
I don't know.
or something?
Maybe I will. (grunts)
and that they would be liable for interest or extra costs.
Okay, yeah.