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(laughing)
Magnus Carlsen... my cousin.
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And who could forget Dr. Horse?
I Skyped someone who knows a little bit about chess.
A human booger, indeed.
but it's a wound nothing can heal.
Nope. That was spot-on.
It was, until I learned the pieces weren't licorice.
Who the hell are you?
We just lowered the safety standards.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Don't worry, Bart. I'll protect you.
Or maybe I sold it on Craigslist.
I-I was jealous, and I-I threw your hat away.
Both things are equally possible.
Oh, God, not this again.
Aw.
(panting): Lisa! Stupid Lisa!
"I'd rather be fishing." Not true.
Now I can die in peace.
Well, at least I'm safe.
(chuckles)
(plays higher note)
Kind of sad, really.
(chuckles) I do some of my best fathering
(cheering)
(gasps)
Why does everyone feel so good when I leave?!
and grow...
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