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- Lisa's face? - A phone tree.
Sup guys Sup guys
Ugh, why will no one honor the "-ding"?
Sorry, guys.
Frontline infantry!
Never back down. Never admit a mistake.
Uh...
This avocado just gave me a wedding ring.
Fur is murder!
That's why we've won over half the wars we've fought.
You? Don't make me laugh.
Americans!
and then we're gonna wake up fresh as daisies.
All right, all right, here's the plan.
No, here.
I'm not gonna surrender.
How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile
Uh, this one's ruined.
That's an odd way to start handing out medals.
so we've got to speed things up.
We're already on thin ice with Mr. Friedman.
How come I can't join the army, but Lisa gets to be in PETA?
Well, thank you.
You like killing?
Heck, no.
- I thought it was already war. - I hate you.
Now, we've graded your aptitude tests