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Oh, the dogs did that, but it wasn't their fault.
Every morning, when you wake up, it's like you're born all over again.
So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
He can do it, Mr. Kramer.
She's probably having a laugh about it right now.
Thank you.
The wake-up guy asked you out?
Then he sent it to room 318...
- Reversed positions? - Yeah, you know, head-to-toe.
SAN ANTONIO SPURS
No problem here.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- You squirted me. - Oh, sorry.
See, I disagree. I would rather date the blind.
Hey, you. Hey, you. Hi.
How I fell when I read another story about how our political leaders refuse to help solve our crisis.
Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing, huh?
Come on Jakey. A Trashman loss is just as good!
Hello.
Well, two is better than one.
After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run.
That's not a home run.
Yeah, when you live alone, your dogs are all you have.
God forbid I should borrow one from Holly.
Well, maybe not technically, but-
- I had no idea. - Right there. You just did it again.
...that it was more than just a massage.
You wanna go out with my cousin Holly. You've never met her.
Aight it's cool
No, he's late again.
- Well, Babe Ruth did it. - He did not.