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OK. Good. I just want to offer my support.
I also have a sexual fantasy about Gopher...
There is an 80% chance in the next election
The barn that John Wilkes Booth hid in belonged to Tobias Spurlook.
Devon, what can I do for you?
- Fruit punch, please! - Right.
I'd be more than happy to take you out for coffee.
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- But, then, also I have some... - Kenneth, can I offer you a libation?
You call him, tell him you got two tickets for "Chorus Line" for tonight.
He said it's not about who you were.
Man. Yeah.
Now we're even.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
Because you can't have a white dude playing a criminal.
- You used me? - For television, Kenneth.
He was pouring his guts out.
No, sir. We talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.
Of course you would say that. You wish you were white.
OK, what's the movie?
Let's be honest with each other. I'll go first.
because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum
I don't know who I am any more!
You're worried about him?
We can spend our Saturdays in Central Park trying to save gay rollerbladers.