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meeting and greeting fish.
- Um... - Excuse me for just a minute.
- Who are they? - The Anti...
You said he was really good on the book tour.
This is the president trying to tell me what to do.
Get the government Out of my fuckin’ snatch
Apologies. Rewind.
Because it's three strikes and...
Get downstairs.
This is about access to safe abortions for vulnerable women.
because that's gonna make me the most liberal
You know what? I have a bunch of unsold ones in my car.
Yes, ma'am.
Joke's on you, Dan,
20-week cutoff!
Data's right. As a woman, you can really kick ass.
- Oh! - No, no, don't say anything right after,
At 1:00 in the morning? What's his statement gonna be?
Uh, thank you for your service.
And so are the hard-won freed... freedoms...
- Good point. Good point. - Oh! Yeah. Good, Gary.
Yes, and, ma'am, we should bag this up and take it back to DC.
And so are the hard-won freedoms
- It doesn't reach. - Would you please move?
Hey, Wendy, if you're grabbing beers, would you mind grabbing...
You want to put it on a T-shirt? Come on!
Can I ask you a question? Are you hiding from someone?
and saying, I don't know.
Never.
'cause I'm going on Good Morning America.
- I'm Kelly. - Hi, Kelly.
I can't in all conscience politicize this as an issue.
And I've got eight years of treats planned for you.
You shouldn't tweet your location to someone who wants to kill you.
I am not gonna put in a fuckin' sentence, as a woman.
- God, it's not that simple, Dan. - Yes, Gary, it is.
Go home. Take an Ambien. Take 50.
They're already calling him PRO-TUS,
Get The Government Out Of My Fuckin' Snatch, You Know?
- Love it. - And I'm gonna need something to wear,
Are you going on the coast guard boat?
You're in here.