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This is breaking news from CNN.
to the imperfect biological beings.
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
* Timmy Timmy Timmy *
The extermination of all life on Earth shall now commence.
Let's kill 'em all right fucking now!
And then on Friday during lunch and recess,
Don't you call my little chubby baby fat,
that the Germans first engineered Funnybot,
Get it to the platform. Hurry!
to within .0001 milliseconds.
Awkward! Awkward!
by the Special Ed Department in the gymnasium
The Kathy Griffin award will be given each year
Unable to process.
- What about a logic loop? - A what?
But don't you see?
What the hell is going on?
The line is an imaginary invention
we're gonna have a big, f-f-fantastic
I am taking comedy to the next level:
Oh, lerrrd!
And now for the Kathy Griffin award.
All nuclear missiles are preparing for launch!
Wollen Sie endlich beutren sein?
and all of Germany is outraged.
We still have over 50 awards to hand out.
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What... what?
For what purpose is comedy award?