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like when I used to stand on the overpass and drop computers on the freeway.
That was you.
68 squares of ankle-busting fury.
My daughter didn't want the lunch I made.
And for some reason, my hair and ear form an "M" and a "G.
Plump as a Christmas goose.
You don't have to impress me by making fun of others.
Okay, gang, let's get this party started.
That was too easy.
but her dream is to go to Vegas and work in a real strip club.
Only the lucky kids Get to say this
Papa, are you near me?
What's the big deal... Bart didn't like his presents.
Their relationship was frosty at best.
No, I've got a lot more mothering left in me.
I gave a test on state capitals,
I'm your new roommate. I call top bunk.
Okay tard FINE!
It's the best I could do on such short notice.
But... it's a single bed.
My mother...
I wish it were that simple.