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I, uh... I'm so sorry, but, you know, a job's a job.
Wendy's mom couldn't babysit today.
- Do you wanna label any of these boxes? - No!
and then there's this nickname stuff.
- President Meyer! - Hello. Hey!
Let me tell you something,
Just five for a second. No, Gary knows how to do this.
Those babies are so delicious, I could eat them.
Ma'am,
Gary, you gotta give Mike one of your shirts.
Not that it matters,
You know, it might not be a bad idea.
with a strong interest in marriage to you in particular.
they just can't help themselves.
Guess what, I got balls. I got big, blue balls.
to say that they're powered by my clean energy initiative
What nickname stuff are you talking about?
"look at the size of my dick,"
I really wanna have a reflecting pool someplace
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
- Ah, Mr. Splett. - Ma'am, I found one.
to raise so much money so quickly.
Okay, I can't look at you, Cape Fear,
No, that's like Princess Di hiring Camilla Parker Bowles to be her limo driver.
You know, you're using an awful lot of paint for down there.
Oh, she's too much!
- Tell 'em why, Will. - I'm fortunate to be odious
- Oh, my God. - No, no, we're not hiding anymore.
- Speaking of, Dad, Mom... - Gary.
I was a two-term senator.
Enjoying a stroll down memory lane?
If only the American people could've known you for your sense of humor
Congressman, being a bachelor in this town
Things aren't always as black and white as they may seem.
Fuck Yale University.
That is just the sweetest thing.
at this fundraising gang bang tonight?
- Come on, get out of here! - Stop it.
couple-three drinks, standard hayjay in the cab home,
Fine. Find me Mrs. Ryan.
were able to remove the mass without a full mastectomy,
Oh, you are bad!
to prison conditions.
if you get his cousin off the no-fly list.
God, I'm really starting to understand this whole lesbian thing now.
- Mm. - mm...
three hours from New York.
How do you get this to read the texts and emails out loud?
I'm not really comfortable with that kind of language.
- Of course. - All right, so who's hungry?