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and I will be passing bills by day and smashing gash by night.
Thank you, Mom.
Maybe trim that last part about women.
on what this cocksuck of a country did to me.
taking pictures in front of Air Force One.
What?
You're being ridiculous.
David Sloane, hedge fund manager. He's in for a million.
That's not for them, that's for me.
- You are the worst. - Oh.
Second message... "You came so much.
I think that title is a bit of a word salad.
I'm sorry, could you move your head a little bit more to the light, ma'am?
- Yeah. - Oh, my goodness, you're so funny!
renders him completely unbouffable.
Ma'am, bad news. Helen Wright is going public with you firing her.
But that's my job.
maybe this isn't a good time
Hey, who are we meeting with again today?
like, it works just fine.
that you and Buzz Lightyear would win this election
Remember that we have the fundraiser
- What is this snapping? - as allegations of sexual misconduct
I am so sorry about the protest out there.
No.
- Oh. - Sorry to interrupt.
- I just... I can't believe it. - Look at us.
Hughes literally grabbed this chopper the day you left office.
We're gonna get her dessert to go.
- Go back to where we were with that. - Yeah.
I wanna see him cry again.
No, no, no, I want a goddamn
The first couple of years are the toughest, but...
That's probably to her boyfriend.
Well, I guess AIDS had a good run.
Why are you even here?!
- I don't think I was confused. - Good for you.
warden of eternal light,
- No. - I'd say call it a night.
I don't understand how a guy who never cracked a book can open up a library.
Uh, sweatshirt. Yeah, that's what we call it in my family.
Thank you, ma'am.
You wanna see my big, blue balls? This is them!
Sir, can I have the check...?
and Andy would play with you again?