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I assure you his belching is the result of an unrelated alcohol problem.
Something must've spooked them good.
Can I sleep in there with you guys tonight?
Dad!
the jira corporation...
under the supervision of the jira umbrella...
You're no girl, you're a boy. A good boy. You can be president.
Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
You look like a man with an overworked ass... Ow!
- Protein deficiency? - No.
- I'm sorry I said that. - Out.
But there's a conspiracy to cover it up.
...and give me the same damn shower safety seat every Christmas.
Yeah, we lived here till the bank foreclosed in '63.
Someday you'll thank me for all this scary love.
Celebrate good times Come on!
It eases my pain.
My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.