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that Chuck Scarborough is anatomically a woman?
It's all right. The lack of oxygen is making me orgasm.
In hell.
"You're such a huge disappointment.
For instance, in junior high, when you faked a heart attack
You know who you say that to? A loser.
Who cares? They're honoring you.
These are my things.
So I am a lesbian.
- Did you really fall? - I was watching TV,
He was always wearing shorts.
On TV shows,
I got the idea from watching your president Obama
- and my arm went numb. - And you called me?
No, of course not.
'Cause guess what this lighting board nerd did?
Are you sure?
We are so glad that you could come, Liz.
"Congratulations on being named one of the 80 under 80,
because as long as she's in New York,
Ah, great, they must have gotten this picture
Glue this pin to the inside of the coffin lid.
we have to be asexual?
I'm doing nothing.
She had a heart attack and died on the way here.
and I'm gonna be gone... Just like that.
Now you go find our table.
Just a reminder that your awards luncheon is today.
and I am told she got married yesterday,
because I was on a list to date Tom Cruise.
I'm 41, Cerie. I don't know what that is.
Anne Hatha-nobody.