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And thank you.
When he goes for the kiss, just tell him that...
And, of course, Scowly Tight-Anus,
Now, who wants pizza?
but still sleep in separate rooms.
I ordered another pizza.
Sounds like a plan.
I really enjoyed spending time with you, too.
please step forward and perform the zombie dance
like you said you were gonna?
We can't be seen leaving those pizzas.
Hey, here's a fun thought: what if you go
Before you, the one who'd done the best in our group was Joan.
(classical music playing)
from "Thriller."
I'm not staying here. I just don't own a printer.
Let's just do this.
for comparing the estate tax to the Holocaust,
You're not thinking of going without him, are you?
to meet the cocktail waitress I'm about to sleep with.
So what if he weighs too much?
- What about Peter? - Oh, he hates those things.
Oh, why didn't you send it to me and Jenna?
that is the most riveting story I have ever heard.
I'd like you to meet my husband.
You really clean up nice.
Oh, no problem. Let me call the front desk
Hear, hear.
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
It feels like just yesterday
to my high school reunion.
Mm.
Last night he screwed the cocktail waitress.
This is Jenna. You might remember her boobs
Lois, where did you find him?