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so my hair dryer, my iron, my free weights--
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let the clowns have at him?
mixed with hearing loss from going to the gun range too much.
- Is that guy still on the can? - I'll check.
Ladies and gentleman, this is your brunch captain speaking.
Oh, my God, that means Mom will find out.
So what if he drinks too much?
Well, I have been dying to see that new Rebel Wilson movie.
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- The end. - (door opens)
You guys can do whatever you want.
No Peter no McDonald's Swiper no swiping aw mannnn
What is this, Mutters Against Drunk Driving?
Several.
Hey, I hate to be the bearer of bad shoes,
I-I can't believe this.
and I cheated on her with the woman
Well, what can I say? I'm a lucky woman.
I'm not a one-gal guy.
Okay, I'll text Bonnie about that later.
and I didn't invite you.
I know. Your mother is gonna find out we had pizza.
Look, if you wanted a decent guy
like we're in an '80s commercial.
and my desktop computer.
and doesn't care for Tom Hanks films,
Oh, no. It's his band.
♪ He's gonna take a stringy bite ♪