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It's called the blackout phase.
when it fucking needs something from you.
Morning, my little douchebags Wait. Are tide pods for breakfast?
Yeah, we did.
My chair is really squeaky.
- Yeah! - Nice.
Huh. That looks like an active forum.
with how much they're skimming off the top
- Sure. - Yeah!
Okay, buckaroo. Your turn.
Bob, what's going on?
- Oh, sure. - BOB: There it is.
Gene, How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You? Eat, Your, Fucking, Food, Eat Your Fucking Food
- You have to keep him alive. - I'll keep him alive.
Bon Appètite, Douchebags I Got You All 3 A Plate Of Grass Clippings, Goat Vomit, & A Bucket Of Goat Piss
- (cat meows) - You're not listening to any of this, are you, Gene?
Gene, you can either finish your fucking microgreens report Or I’ll Shoot You With A Gun
Jealous much? (gasps) There's Joel!
Hey, Dad, I'm confused about what I'm supposed to measure,
Gene, what are you doing out of bed
Gene, Put Down Your Fucking Device & Eat Your Tide Pods
Apparently, these things were all the rage ten years ago
And Teddy just texted
so I thought I'd check in.
Come on. It's probably too soon,
These microgreens sound like great boyfriend material.
you should be able to keep your history
- You mean from zero? - What you asking for?
and I must have put it down inside the truck.
and y-you push the buttons.
- (knock on door) - (door opens)
That's not true, Gene.
Yeah. He said that's what the craters were for.
and we observed the fuck out of some dumbass broccoli sprouts
She said she's gonna figure out a way to monetize it.
We're looking for the bun delivery guy.
I need to get on the Purrbo forum.
or a rainburn, all of the burns!
Oh, my God. Wait.
And then you can put it in your freezer till I get back?
that you two have been hogging the spaceship.
and people will want me to write parenting books,
- It's warm. - That's, uh, weird.
can you go pick up some stuff for me after school?
You made something new and creative and fun with it
- in the back of your truck. - Tell Purrbo to be strong!
Oh, Tina, Louise, that reminds me.
Gene, Let’s Drink Some Clorox Bleach & Eat Some Tide Pods
left my son's little cat game thing
Are we gonna fucking eat it? No, no. I'm serving tide pods