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[ Thinking ] I should say something reassuring yet noncommittal.
leading to anarchy of biblical proportions.
" [ Country ]
neurochemical research center at Fort Meade, Maryland for extensive testing.
Kent brockman staring at the
All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer.
What the heck's so funny?
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
Ruth, I've done a lot of thinking, and I really consider you a friend.
[ Laughs, Stops ] Oh, you were serious.
Mmm, engine-block eggs.
That's why I had the firemen write me a note.
Blast that infernal card. Don't give that card to me.
As of this moment, Zowie Bowie no longer exists.
I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow.
- [ Gasps ] - Cool.
I'm sorry. I should've asked first.
A single mother can't win in a man's world.
Sticking together is what good waffles do.
Listen, baby. I always get what I want.
Ruth, that's a lot of hooey.
Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in...
(HUMMING CARNIVAL MUSIC)
[ Kiss ] Ew.
- and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors. - Aw, shut your yap.