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Everywhere I go, people recognize me and love me.
You know, part of me is glad Sarah met Henry,
I want you to autograph my stomach.
Coming up, uncomfortable pause
- No way. That's awesome! - Said no one ever.
Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
He says it's really catching on.
Playing a game on my phone and having a beer.
Playing a game on my phone and having a beer.
Please don't just throw them over.
Belt activated.
Two sets of disappointed parents right there.
Pawtucket Patriot Truckers Blend.
- Who is this man? - Uh...
you've all been waiting for?
Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
Everywhere I go, people recognize me and love me.
where we respect the rules of society.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Well, how do you know I wasn't telling my wife a story
K-nine. K-nine.
All right. Now, before we bring out Daughtry...
I think we found our new mascot. Are you in, Peter?
Peter, Peter, she's garbage. She's garbage.
Uh, who is this?
That's right, it's Hops the Dog.
By the way, Tony, I'm sorry your wife was shot
Imagine how much they'd love to know
Starring Joe
the face of the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery,
It's The Joe Show
Hey, Brian?
What are you doing?
That's right, it's Hops the Dog.
Yeah, I am the brewery mascot.
He even recorded The Bite Album.
There's, uh, there's more running
- as the new mascot? - Yup, I'm the new Pawtucket Pat.
What were you doing up on the roof last night?
My voice is impervious to helium.
- 'Cause I would think that... - They're great!
Sir, sir, sir, for a dollar, do you know who this is?
Ooh! Society now. Sir Thomas More up here.
Good for you and your neighborhood.
Why don't you mind your own (BLEEP) business?
with a bunch of other famous mascots.
Good for you and your neighborhood.
Well, Sarah, another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Here's a dollar! Stop talking like that!
Uh, showtime.
Sure.
than I thought there'd be.
Well, Sarah, another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
If you hurry, you can still get yours in.
On which we used to rely?
Not just any beer.
Webster's defines "class" as "a group of students
Have volunteered to blow up his air mattress And so much woman's are getting like you kicks
- There's Bananarama. - There's, like, one good band.
Doing all sorts of Joe things
Man, I hate being a sidekick to this stupid dog.
- What? - My fame.
Nice one, Brian.