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He was just getting a cup of coffee with his daughter.
You know, our testing came back and shows
Well, at least it beats being home with my wife.
And I'm sorry I shot your balloon.
Aah! When did we cut back home?
Hey, Peter, sorry all that fame went to my head.
Pee laced with meth.
Help me, Officer Goosefear!
I'm in.
Boy, I bet you she's a handful in the bedroom.
You're saying you need a mascot's sidekick?
describing to my family in my living room.
I watch Black Mirror and The Goldbergs, and that's it!
that's exactly the kind of customer
We assure you nothing will be different.
Who could turn the world on with her smile? Angela.
Ah, crap! Trucker. Trucker.
It's our pleasure to introduce Pawtucket Pat
Just a footnote to someone else's narrative.
So, you, uh, you really make all those cookies in that tree?
On which we used to rely?
Then we'll all look snazzy.
- They should know you! - Hey, you're Pawtucket Pat.
So, technically, you don't even exist.
- Pick that up! - Pick what up?
So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
I want you to sign my ass.
Mark Wahlberg is one of our finest producers!
whose aunt is famously-thin actress Bebe Neuwirth.
So, as our mascot Pawtucket Pat says,
Hi! Thanks for coming out. Hi!
And, God willing, going to the bathroom.
Not just any beer.
Uh, is it a promotion?
Aw, it's the best.
This is a disaster!
Starring Joe
All right, that seems easy enough.
because you told me drinks were on the house.
Which I am, at this moment,
- Oh, is he Jerry Ferrara? - Jerry Ferrara?
- No. - Oh, come on, he's in a new commercial.
led by baton twirler Jane Duncan,
I want you to sign my chest.
based on their abilities.
They'll be coming down this same conveyor belt
The public park?
Hey, at least you're not getting attacked